Iron Mike

I came across this video the other day and i thought it was both extremely funny and extremely sad at the same time. (Like Tyson's career! AYYY-OOOOO) It's globally known that only two type of people collect pigeons, crazy people, and crazy old people, but crazy old black people? And i can't tell if Uncle Frank is genuinely interested in what Tyson has to say or if he's just humoring him so his face doesn't get punched in.


But most importantly this video reminded me of a conversation i had with Jono a few weeks ago

Jono: Dude, i was watching ESPN classics, and Mike Tyson was such a good fighter back in the day.
ME: Yah i know hey? Too bad he's bankrupt.
Jono: Whatya mean?
Me: He had 300 million dollars! Now, nothing.
Jono: Oh yah i guess.
Me: What?
Jono: Well, i could see how you spend that much money.
Me: How on earth could you spend 300 million dollars?!?!
Jono: Well, k, like, what? 200 million dollars on a home? ,at least.
Me: What the...
Jono: So thats like 100 million left right? Whats the most expensive car in the world? Like a million dollars? Then he prolly has like a bunch of those too
Me: ....
Jono: ....
Me: Thank god you're pretty.