Seeya Conzie.

A few Fridays ago I came home from a night of drinking just in time to see the last episode of my favorite show in my favorite city. Late Night with Conan O’Brien came to a halt after a 16 year run in the New York. Along with shows originality and its anomalous sense of humor, my respect for the host is what turned me from an occasionally viewer to an avid fan. I find it rare in this day and age to have a celebrity that one can look up to or call an idol, but I am truly proud to say this Harvard graduated albino is mine.


An emotionally charged Conan ended the show thanking everyone who had brought him to super stardom, or at least, relevancy. It was really odd and almost humbling to see a man of Conans vitality to be on the brink of tears as he thanked the likes of Letterman, Leno, and Lorne Michaels, the man who gave him his start.

Was I emotional? Maybe…
Was it because I was buzzing? Probably
Did I at least get to see his show live? YAS BOI.

The former SNL and Simpsons writers bright red pompadour and freakish height will be missed among midtown, but hopefully embraced among the faux folk of West Hollywood.


For those of you that still love your Leno, congratulations, now log off Perez and pop in a hilarious, always refreshing episode of Entourage and call it a day.

I love the internet.

Remember when Ryan Gosling was Shawn on Break High? Me neither.

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Lucky Duck

I lost my phone today and my old elamentary teacher found it. Then at i got free pasta at HUB.

So tomorrow you should all do something nice for someone else, cuz lord knows i won't.

And if anyone, ANYONE, knows anything about calf modelling, lemme know.

Jizz in My Pants

There's not many ppl in the world that i wish i was as cool as.

Except for Andy Samberg.

This guy has obviously never been in a mosh pit.

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Cornrows

Did anyone see the Kimbo fight this past Saturday?(if not you can catch it here)

Yah i know he lost in 14 seconds but did anyone else notice his hair. I didn't know cornrows can start back there. Thats like Wendel Clark getting cornrows, scratch that, thats like my dad getting cornrows, and saying stuff like Women be shoppin' , or make it rain on dis bitch and then smile with his gold tooth blinding everyone in sight. yah...just like that.

Penguins Car Commercial

In Soviet Russia...Car Drives You!

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Still Hustlin' Still Flowin'

For those of you who have seen Hustle and Flow starring Terrance Howard, an extended version of the scene in which Anthony Andersons character (Shelby) and Terrance Howards character (DJay), discuss a more radio friendly title for their single “Beat that Bitch”. was released today.



Shelby: If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be?

DJay: I don't know. Shit. Stuff like, um... stomp that ho?

Shelby: Umm….no.

Djay: Kill dat whore?

Shelby: Not better.

DJay: Blast dat ass?

Shelby: No.

Djay: Shank dat slut?

Shelby: Ok, you know wha….

Djay: Rape dat face?

Shelby: WHAT? No! You can say that on the radio man!

Djay: Kk, what about, just, “Rape”

Shelby: You want to name the song “Rape”

Djay: Yah mang, just plain ‘ol “Rape”

Shelby: I don’t think you understand, we can’t say “rape” on the radio

Djay: I got it.

Shelby: What?

Djay: I is be a genius mang.

Shelby: What is it?!

Djay: Beat dat Bitch?!

Shelby: ……..

Quote of the Day!

John McCain's mom is so old she voted for Abraham Lincoln. Two weeks ago. She's also really senile. Even crazier: Lincoln won. I'm also senile.

-Amir Blumenfeld





And also does anyone know how to get ground beef out of a keyboard?

Scrub?

So "No Scrubs" came on the radio the other and as per usual, i was attempting to sing along when i slowly realized something. Usually when i sing along to something, i don't pay attention to the meaning of the words (aka every hindi song...ayoooo , shiz, i mean i dont know any hindi songs? i meant to say wrestling moves and like, push-ups er whatever) , however as i sang along slowly realized that i think im a scrub?

Lets take a look see shall we?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly..............................check.

Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass....................................sans broke, check.

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine ..........................as of my last attempt, check.

Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me..........................hey baby, hey baby, hay baby, why dont you give me yo' numba befo i dont want it no' mo'...check.


If you live at home wit' your momma.....................wow im 20, leave me alone Chili, but still, check.


So i guess the moral of the story is that im gonna be a scrub forever. What would you call a grown up scrub? A surgeons gown? Yah i should definatley stay in school.