Still Hustlin' Still Flowin'

For those of you who have seen Hustle and Flow starring Terrance Howard, an extended version of the scene in which Anthony Andersons character (Shelby) and Terrance Howards character (DJay), discuss a more radio friendly title for their single “Beat that Bitch”. was released today.



Shelby: If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be?

DJay: I don't know. Shit. Stuff like, um... stomp that ho?

Shelby: Umm….no.

Djay: Kill dat whore?

Shelby: Not better.

DJay: Blast dat ass?

Shelby: No.

Djay: Shank dat slut?

Shelby: Ok, you know wha….

Djay: Rape dat face?

Shelby: WHAT? No! You can say that on the radio man!

Djay: Kk, what about, just, “Rape”

Shelby: You want to name the song “Rape”

Djay: Yah mang, just plain ‘ol “Rape”

Shelby: I don’t think you understand, we can’t say “rape” on the radio

Djay: I got it.

Shelby: What?

Djay: I is be a genius mang.

Shelby: What is it?!

Djay: Beat dat Bitch?!

Shelby: ……..

Quote of the Day!

John McCain's mom is so old she voted for Abraham Lincoln. Two weeks ago. She's also really senile. Even crazier: Lincoln won. I'm also senile.

-Amir Blumenfeld





And also does anyone know how to get ground beef out of a keyboard?

Scrub?

So "No Scrubs" came on the radio the other and as per usual, i was attempting to sing along when i slowly realized something. Usually when i sing along to something, i don't pay attention to the meaning of the words (aka every hindi song...ayoooo , shiz, i mean i dont know any hindi songs? i meant to say wrestling moves and like, push-ups er whatever) , however as i sang along slowly realized that i think im a scrub?

Lets take a look see shall we?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly..............................check.

Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass....................................sans broke, check.

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine ..........................as of my last attempt, check.

Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me..........................hey baby, hey baby, hay baby, why dont you give me yo' numba befo i dont want it no' mo'...check.


If you live at home wit' your momma.....................wow im 20, leave me alone Chili, but still, check.


So i guess the moral of the story is that im gonna be a scrub forever. What would you call a grown up scrub? A surgeons gown? Yah i should definatley stay in school.