Scrub?

So "No Scrubs" came on the radio the other and as per usual, i was attempting to sing along when i slowly realized something. Usually when i sing along to something, i don't pay attention to the meaning of the words (aka every hindi song...ayoooo , shiz, i mean i dont know any hindi songs? i meant to say wrestling moves and like, push-ups er whatever) , however as i sang along slowly realized that i think im a scrub?

Lets take a look see shall we?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly..............................check.

Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass....................................sans broke, check.

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine ..........................as of my last attempt, check.

Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me..........................hey baby, hey baby, hay baby, why dont you give me yo' numba befo i dont want it no' mo'...check.


If you live at home wit' your momma.....................wow im 20, leave me alone Chili, but still, check.


So i guess the moral of the story is that im gonna be a scrub forever. What would you call a grown up scrub? A surgeons gown? Yah i should definatley stay in school.