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Still Hustlin' Still Flowin'

For those of you who have seen Hustle and Flow starring Terrance Howard, an extended version of the scene in which Anthony Andersons character (Shelby) and Terrance Howards character (DJay), discuss a more radio friendly title for their single “Beat that Bitch”. was released today.



Shelby: If you had to say something different other than "beat that bitch," what would it be?

DJay: I don't know. Shit. Stuff like, um... stomp that ho?

Shelby: Umm….no.

Djay: Kill dat whore?

Shelby: Not better.

DJay: Blast dat ass?

Shelby: No.

Djay: Shank dat slut?

Shelby: Ok, you know wha….

Djay: Rape dat face?

Shelby: WHAT? No! You can say that on the radio man!

Djay: Kk, what about, just, “Rape”

Shelby: You want to name the song “Rape”

Djay: Yah mang, just plain ‘ol “Rape”

Shelby: I don’t think you understand, we can’t say “rape” on the radio

Djay: I got it.

Shelby: What?

Djay: I is be a genius mang.

Shelby: What is it?!

Djay: Beat dat Bitch?!

Shelby: ……..

Quote of the Day!

John McCain's mom is so old she voted for Abraham Lincoln. Two weeks ago. She's also really senile. Even crazier: Lincoln won. I'm also senile.

-Amir Blumenfeld





And also does anyone know how to get ground beef out of a keyboard?

Scrub?

So "No Scrubs" came on the radio the other and as per usual, i was attempting to sing along when i slowly realized something. Usually when i sing along to something, i don't pay attention to the meaning of the words (aka every hindi song...ayoooo , shiz, i mean i dont know any hindi songs? i meant to say wrestling moves and like, push-ups er whatever) , however as i sang along slowly realized that i think im a scrub?

Lets take a look see shall we?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly..............................check.

Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass....................................sans broke, check.

I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine ..........................as of my last attempt, check.

Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me..........................hey baby, hey baby, hay baby, why dont you give me yo' numba befo i dont want it no' mo'...check.


If you live at home wit' your momma.....................wow im 20, leave me alone Chili, but still, check.


So i guess the moral of the story is that im gonna be a scrub forever. What would you call a grown up scrub? A surgeons gown? Yah i should definatley stay in school.

Sickist, most twisted video ever.....

This video is not for the faint of heart, if you wanna hit play thats fine, don't blame me.

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MOY NOIME EES CHEV CHELIOS

Over at Film Drunk , (a movie blog site) the editor has commented on the newest Transporter preview that's hit the web, and i couldn't have said it better myself.

"Oi, 'allo, Jason Stafam 'ere. Moy shir's chafin' me again, moind if oy take i' off? Fanks. Now, where were we... rightio. So innis flick I's back transpor'erin fings for people 'at don't ask questions. Fact, if dey do break 'a rules an' ask questions, oy take me shir' off an' star' buggerin' people around, innit? Oy droive cahs, roid fock'n BMX boicycles, an' foight blokes wif bloody samurai swords, a cheeky buggas. Sometoimes oy wake up in strange places wi'out me shir' on, loike someone's come in an' taken me shir' off durin' da noight. 'an oy's loike, oi, where's me bloody shir' go? Anyway, it's good fun, an' I fink you should check i' out. Did oy mention oy taike me shir' off?"

You can watch the trailer here

Las Vegas.

So i was in Las Vegas last week and i had a conversation with a hooker which pretty much summed up my time there as a 20 yr old.

Hooker: Hey baby, where you goin?

Me: Uhh, to my hotel.

Hooker: Aight.

Wow. You've changed Vegas, you've changed.

Jonoisms!

Welcome to another edition of everyone's favorite segment...Jonoisms!


While on our trek to visit every store in South Edmonton Common, Jon and I came across a great selection of head wear at Marks Work Warehouse, where he decided to try on what looked to be, a bandanna.

Jon: Dude, this is sweet, should i try it on?

Me: Ha do it.

Jon: Ha this looks so sweet!

Me: Yah it looks like a ramaal.

Jon: Whats a ramaal?

Me: Oh, it what you have to wear in Indian churches, because everyone has to have thier head covered

Jon: What? Why? Does your Jesus not like your hair?


I think he was kidding...well i pray he was kidding.

Dark Knight- Review-ish.

I'll start off by saying the Dark Knight, as a story, and a movie is great. It satisfies anyone with a history of the batman character whether it be via cartoon or comic book, along with any new comer to the batman franchise.

But what i really wanted to talk about was the performance of Heath Ledger. He encapsulated every essence that is the Joker, from the psychotic seriousness behind each devious plan, to his ability to make something comical and eerily ominous at the same time. Ledgers performance is not something that shines through at specific points in the movie, but throughout.

As a grown man it is difficult to say a something may have frightened me, but that something that frightened me in this movie was not of the "appear out nowhere" variety. It was scene near the beginning of the movie (spoilerish) where the Joker had captured a cop dressed as Batman and was filming it with a hand held camcorder. Ledgers character yells something along the lines of "Look at me" that if anyone in the theater may have actually turned to look at me that this point would of probably lost all respect for me.

In my opinion Ledgers version of the Joker trumps any villain played on the silver screen. Including Anthony Hopinks as Hannibal Lecter and miles ahead of 1989's Jack Nicholson.

It is a shame to think that as a fan of the franchise and a fan of good film making we will never see an adaptation of the Joker character like this again, a character so powerful that it almost makes you root for him throughout the film.

I won't go on any further with fear of giving away epic lines that will take your breathe away.

Crap, i ended that kinda gay didn't I? A little Brokeback Mountain if you will. What? Too soon?



P.s. My fav scene if from the pic i provided above.

Fitting Rooms

i dont know if its the combination of me in my underwear and multiple mirrors but everytime i get into a fitting room i start dancing. what? whatever you come up with a better post.