Sickist, most twisted video ever.....

This video is not for the faint of heart, if you wanna hit play thats fine, don't blame me.

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MOY NOIME EES CHEV CHELIOS

Over at Film Drunk , (a movie blog site) the editor has commented on the newest Transporter preview that's hit the web, and i couldn't have said it better myself.

"Oi, 'allo, Jason Stafam 'ere. Moy shir's chafin' me again, moind if oy take i' off? Fanks. Now, where were we... rightio. So innis flick I's back transpor'erin fings for people 'at don't ask questions. Fact, if dey do break 'a rules an' ask questions, oy take me shir' off an' star' buggerin' people around, innit? Oy droive cahs, roid fock'n BMX boicycles, an' foight blokes wif bloody samurai swords, a cheeky buggas. Sometoimes oy wake up in strange places wi'out me shir' on, loike someone's come in an' taken me shir' off durin' da noight. 'an oy's loike, oi, where's me bloody shir' go? Anyway, it's good fun, an' I fink you should check i' out. Did oy mention oy taike me shir' off?"

You can watch the trailer here

Las Vegas.

So i was in Las Vegas last week and i had a conversation with a hooker which pretty much summed up my time there as a 20 yr old.

Hooker: Hey baby, where you goin?

Me: Uhh, to my hotel.

Hooker: Aight.

Wow. You've changed Vegas, you've changed.

Jonoisms!

Welcome to another edition of everyone's favorite segment...Jonoisms!


While on our trek to visit every store in South Edmonton Common, Jon and I came across a great selection of head wear at Marks Work Warehouse, where he decided to try on what looked to be, a bandanna.

Jon: Dude, this is sweet, should i try it on?

Me: Ha do it.

Jon: Ha this looks so sweet!

Me: Yah it looks like a ramaal.

Jon: Whats a ramaal?

Me: Oh, it what you have to wear in Indian churches, because everyone has to have thier head covered

Jon: What? Why? Does your Jesus not like your hair?


I think he was kidding...well i pray he was kidding.

Dark Knight- Review-ish.

I'll start off by saying the Dark Knight, as a story, and a movie is great. It satisfies anyone with a history of the batman character whether it be via cartoon or comic book, along with any new comer to the batman franchise.

But what i really wanted to talk about was the performance of Heath Ledger. He encapsulated every essence that is the Joker, from the psychotic seriousness behind each devious plan, to his ability to make something comical and eerily ominous at the same time. Ledgers performance is not something that shines through at specific points in the movie, but throughout.

As a grown man it is difficult to say a something may have frightened me, but that something that frightened me in this movie was not of the "appear out nowhere" variety. It was scene near the beginning of the movie (spoilerish) where the Joker had captured a cop dressed as Batman and was filming it with a hand held camcorder. Ledgers character yells something along the lines of "Look at me" that if anyone in the theater may have actually turned to look at me that this point would of probably lost all respect for me.

In my opinion Ledgers version of the Joker trumps any villain played on the silver screen. Including Anthony Hopinks as Hannibal Lecter and miles ahead of 1989's Jack Nicholson.

It is a shame to think that as a fan of the franchise and a fan of good film making we will never see an adaptation of the Joker character like this again, a character so powerful that it almost makes you root for him throughout the film.

I won't go on any further with fear of giving away epic lines that will take your breathe away.

Crap, i ended that kinda gay didn't I? A little Brokeback Mountain if you will. What? Too soon?



P.s. My fav scene if from the pic i provided above.

Fitting Rooms

i dont know if its the combination of me in my underwear and multiple mirrors but everytime i get into a fitting room i start dancing. what? whatever you come up with a better post.

Dark Knight

Did you hear the dark knight comes out this month? They really gotta start marketing this movie, i've barely heard about it. It will only get oscar buzz if this man makes a cameo




"YOU'RE NOT TAKIN ME TO DA COOOOOLAAH!"

Iron Mike

I came across this video the other day and i thought it was both extremely funny and extremely sad at the same time. (Like Tyson's career! AYYY-OOOOO) It's globally known that only two type of people collect pigeons, crazy people, and crazy old people, but crazy old black people? And i can't tell if Uncle Frank is genuinely interested in what Tyson has to say or if he's just humoring him so his face doesn't get punched in.


But most importantly this video reminded me of a conversation i had with Jono a few weeks ago

Jono: Dude, i was watching ESPN classics, and Mike Tyson was such a good fighter back in the day.
ME: Yah i know hey? Too bad he's bankrupt.
Jono: Whatya mean?
Me: He had 300 million dollars! Now, nothing.
Jono: Oh yah i guess.
Me: What?
Jono: Well, i could see how you spend that much money.
Me: How on earth could you spend 300 million dollars?!?!
Jono: Well, k, like, what? 200 million dollars on a home? ,at least.
Me: What the...
Jono: So thats like 100 million left right? Whats the most expensive car in the world? Like a million dollars? Then he prolly has like a bunch of those too
Me: ....
Jono: ....
Me: Thank god you're pretty.

Don't You Hate It When.....

Don't you hate it when your're burning a CD and you put the WRONG Pink song on it.

Like, don't get me wrong "There you go" is a good track but i was REALLY looking forward to hearing "Most girls"

And so the next morning you hop in the car and put the new CD in and prepare to belt out your favorite Pink lyrics when you here this? And it's not that i dont like the song its just that i was looking forward to hearing "Most girls."

Don't you hate that shit?

If Tony Stark were played by Ben Stiller.

Opening Scene

Army Guy: Mr. Stark....do you mind if i take a picture?

Tony Stark: Yah sure, what is that a canon? i heard canon has bad quality or whatever you should definately look into Sony, well i mean like if you want more pixels and reduced red eye so when you get back home you can be like 'WHOA' thats Tony Stark! Jeez is it hot in here?

Army Guy: Uhh, is that a yes or a no?

Tony Stark: What do you think Owen Wilson is doing right now? Screw it im calling him.*








* This post is a result of constant requests to update blog, please do not blame writer.